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‘John Wick’ Trailer: Don’t Mess With Keanu Reeves… Or His Puppy

Is this a parody? This has got to be a parody.

Keanu Reeves makes his return to action movies with his upcoming flick John Wick, bringing his now legendary one-note line delivery to a film about a retired hit-man who takes bloody revenge on people who broke into his house and killed his dog. Cue the anguished cries of trailer viewers around the world: “NO. NOT THE PUPPY. ANYTHING BUT THE PUPPY.”

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It’s basically another “ex-military/assassin/gangster is forced back into the business FOR REVENGE after his wife/girlfriend/child/friend is killed,” only with a cute beagle puppy in place of the wife/girlfriend/child/friend. I can’t tell if I think it’s genius or just plain weird.

There are a lot of gems in this trailer, number one being “That dog was a final gift from my dying wife.” (Closely followed by: “It’s personal,” “That nobody is John Wick,” and “People keep asking if I’m back. Yeaaahh. I’m thinking I’m back.”)

The big take-away, though, is don’t mess with John Wick. And definitely do not mess with his pets.

John Wick stars Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, and Alfie Allen, and will be released on October 24th.

(Credit: gifs by samwilsoning)
  • MightyMouse

    OMG! I agree!!! I was laughing so hard at this trailer in the movie theater & came home to show this to my family & everyone thinks I have a “twisted” sense of humor – so glad to know that I am not the only one 🙂 Might just go to see this for the amusement….